Sunday, April 13, 2014

Hey this is a good cereal actually

Honey Bunches of Oats has a new cereal! I know it's new because it says so in huge letters. It's called "MORNING ENERGY" and it has chocolate bars in it. Tiny chocolate bars. This has been your cereal PSA. I didn't really think it through so I have nothing else to add. Just eat it.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

The cure for all that ails you

When it comes down to it, few people ever really change. They just learn to cope with the particular combination of neuroses that well up from their corner of our shared spring of existential anxieties. Sometimes, plain yogurt with blueberries and raw almonds can help.

I'm kind of feeling Grant Morrison's vibe right now with the cheesy music and everything: