I live with my ex! He ate my Cheerios thinking they were his! It's okay! Really!
I had the "throwback" Cheerios. They are the same Cheerios. They have a different box.
That thing next to my cereal is a ticket to see Anvil tonight at a terrible venue that almost broke my kneecap. The soundguy must be deaf because he turns up the kick drum and nothing else. I did not pay for the ticket.
This post is stupid. See you later, suckers.