Saturday, October 2, 2010

Shades of Brown




I bought this cereal because it was $2. AND IT WAS THE LAST BOX. It is the generic version of a breakfast cereal marketed by a company whose candy I no longer eat due to ethical obligations that I judge people (read: you) for not upholding. More on the cereal in a paragraph or two.


I took this photo with my cell phone. I take all my photos with my cell phone these days. (A brief aside: I'm told that my generation prefers the sound of mp3s to that of higher-fidelity formats. Since the non-mp3s I encounter these days are such high-fidelity formats as cassettes, radio static and what I can remember of The Dope Show, this is an argument I'm unprepared to tackle. However, I buy the premise. I prefer cell phone photographs to the ones I see lazing about on museum walls and fading in and out on graphic design websites. There's just something about the format, MANNNNNNN. The low quality primitive. And raw, or whatever. IT SPEAKS TO ME.) So if you have complaints about the photos or whatever, I'd love to hear them. Tell me about the rule of thirds.


Anyway, this cereal fucking sucks. It is, to my immediate and ongoing dismay, inferior to the original. Not even worth writing about.

Monday, August 23, 2010

I have not been eating breakfast in any meaningful sense.

This morning I scooped out some peanut butter but then it got stuck in my throat and I felt like I was gonna die and then I gave up on peanut butter.

Today I will buy cereal at Aldi's and hope for the best.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

pancake robot



I do not fear the future. I await it with open arms.

Monday, May 3, 2010

sorry

here's something to tide you over. next post will involve green pancakes.

What Do I Eat For Breakfast? from Bill Cosby on Vimeo.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

WHO NEEDS BREAKFAST WHEN YOU HAVE BOWLING.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

This is what oatmeal(ocracy) looks like



A sudden shift in my financial fortunes has led me to find solace in the bottom of a bowl of sugary, raisin-y sludge each morning. I attempted oatmeal pancakes but failed.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Lord Von Bloot-fast

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i've been living in a pancake dreamworld. chocolate pancakes. oatmeal pancakes. pancakes without a proper milk substitute, using water and vanilla and extra sugars and cinnamon to make up the difference. the "soft focus" function on my phone's photoshop app (seriously, the future rules) can't do justice to my mood every saturday morning as i munch on griddle-speriments and watch SONIC X and CHAOTIC and NINJA TURTLES. last week sonic snubbed the president of the usa to see moonflowers on an island or something. and chaotic is a steaming pile of crazy. from the wiki, "there is no definite good or evil tribe, as both have different stories and interpretations of how the war began, with each tribe seeing the other as being evil"

no pomo.